Laser Show

I am going to let someone lazer my eyeball. I am going to allow a man to scrape away bits of my cornea in order to reshape my God given lens, although irritating lens, so that I can see with out glasses or contacts. "Don't look at the sun, don't stare into strobe lights, don't look at bright lights, wear sunglasses in the sun, careful of reflections," we are always told. "Hey Guy, you want me to shine a lazer in your eye, burn away parts of it, and when all finished you can see?" said the doctor. "Yeah man, that sounds great," I replied. OH THE HUMANITY!!!